quote of the day

Even though I'm busy with the 30 day challenge, I can't leave you without quotes of the day. You're welcome.

This is what happens at worship practice before church...
Ben: "Do either of yall help with ESL?"
Grace: "No English is my first language."
Ben: "Well, I think they messed up my keyboard settings."
Me: "It’s probably because they can’t…never mind. I’ll stop."
Ben: "Speak English."
Me: "You said it. Not me."

Me: "Bring me back Derek Jeter from New York."
Bickell: "I seriously might. You know, not cooked…"
Me: "Whoa What?"
Bickell: "I thought you said bring back some pizza!"