Ready for gAme dAy?

I'm obsessed with two things: football and Pretty Little Liars. Lucky for you and me, college football officially starts this week. But lucky for you and sadly for me, Pretty Little Liars ends this week, with what is sure to be the most EPIC season finale since last season's finale. In this last episode, someone will betrAy the Liars. No other context or info is given in the previews (thanks for nothing, ABC Fam) but we do know that it will be a shocker to everyone (probably including the actual betrAyer.) So to get everyone on the same page, I have listed my top 5 college football team rankings and my top 5 betrAying suspects for the PLL finale. Keep your eyes open for these teams to win a trophy. But also keep your eyes open for "A" to be jumping out of the closet to kill you and your 3 best friends.

1.      USC Trojans.  The “other” USC is looking good this year.  Mostly I mean their starting QB Matt Barkeley.  He’s the best QB in football dude who will I’m sure turn out like Matt Leinart and Carson Palmer who can date models but can’t hack it in the NFL.  He's as pretty as any of those Liars, though.  My one reservation at putting them at #1 is that they play Hawaii, Syracuse, Utah, and others that will never be ranked and aren’t important enough to list.  While all the SEC teams are out playing each other for top spots, USC will be playing Arizona State.  We’ll see though.  TV networks will make bank on them anyway.

 Jenna.  She’s not blind anymore, which makes her public enemy #1.  Not to mention the fact that, in season 2, she and Garrett burned page 5 of Ali’s autopsy report proving that they were linked to the night she died.  I’m not sure how a betrayal will come in since we already know she’s involved.  Maybe she’ll finally give our favorite resident black guy, Nate a chance.  That’s betrayAl and just gross.

2.      Bama.  The Crimson Tide graduated quite a few players last year (just go check out the NFL rosters).  But aint nobody touching Nick Saban.  He’s a freaking good coach.  I also think he’s freaking crazy, but crazy wins games apparently.  And they win without quarterbacks in the news and players getting suspended each game. 

Paige.  Now this one is obvious for so many reasons that were only thrown out in this past week’s episode.  What we know about Paige is that she hated Ali (who didn’t), she’s in love with Emily (who’s not) and that she doesn’t trust the Liars AT ALL.  The betrayAl part may come in in the case of Emily.  Em will think they’re relationship is the best when actually her girlfriend is a psychotic killer.  Also, she probably drowned Maya in the school swimming pool.

3.      LSU Tigers.  Tyrann Mathieu, one of the nation's best players is out (don't do drugs, kids) but this more than likely won't stop them from playing in another national championship.  Les Miles is a great coach and even though they lost some seniors, they've got recruiting power for days.

Noel.  He’s been a creepster from day one.  Not only did Maya disappear from his lake house, but he sent Spencer the video of it?  He dates every girl in school, including Mona while she was A, and walks around with a creepy look on his face while never really saying a full sentence at a time.  But I’m thinking that for there to be betrayAl, there has to be trust first.  So never mind.

 4. Oklahoma Sooners.  They have a veteran veteran quarterback Landry Jones.  They always play a  good schedule in a conference that tends to produce some really good games and teams that aren't ranked initially but surprise everyone.  Texas, Texas Tech, Baylor, Kansas State all have the potential to make a big game out of Oklahoma, but I still think they'll win the Big 12.

Caleb.  If Caleb betrAys anyone, I’m never watching this show again.  The only reason I tend to think of him is because 1. He knows more than any of the other dudes in the show and 2. It would throw everyone completely off because everyone loves Caleb.  The preview also shows Hanna with a horrible look of tears on her face at a crime scene which probably tells us that either Caleb or her Mom (literally the only 2 people she gives a crap about) is involved in this scene.  PLL writers better NOT be messing with Ashley Maron, though.  Leave the hot moms out of this.

 5. Oregon Ducks.  The Mighty Ducks have great uniforms, a great mascot, and all the love from Nike they could ever want.  That's all you need to be ranked #5.

Emily.  *gasp* not one of the liars?  Yea I said it.  Our girl has had it rough lately.  Her ex-girlfriend got murdered, she got unknowingly drugged (twice), our favorite resident black guy Nate keeps hitting on her, and her friends think her new girlfriend is murdering people.  I would betrAy/punch the crap out of everyone in Rosewood.  If it’s you Em, I think we would all understand.