Monday, June 27, 2011

quote of the day

A bunch of 25 year-olds at a cook-out...

Johnathan: "So what's the difference between an egg that has a baby chicken in it, and one that you scramble?"
Me: "Well hens lay eggs everyday."
Nicole: "Oh I know this! My Mom explained it one time. There has to be a male chicken to fertalize the egg."
Johnathan: "How does that happen?"
Nicole: "And I think it's after the egg is layed!"
Me: "That aint right. How?"
Erin: "He pees on it!"

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