quote of the day

Margaret to Kevin (getting really excited and standing out of her chair): "So what is your end goal? Am I going to be filling up my car with your seaweed?"

quote of the day

Tom : "I could eat 2 scoops in a waffle cone right now.  But I would have diabetes by midnight so I'm not going to."

quote of the day

Me: "You hate me."
Grace: "I'm not going to be your ex-roommate anymore!  What if every time I got mad at you, I moved in with you?"